Hope you can back that smack up, mssr. beeyotch... I don't hear your smack truck beeping so it's probably just a Yugo.
(to Delrica: Fantasy Football, really, doesn't make much sense, nor is it asked to (except for those who wager large amounts of cash, beer, or self esteem on their ability to predict that Todd Heap will have a far better game at tight end than Alge Crumpler and spend each Monday thus basking in their own masculinity or femininity or minty-ninity, whichever should apply), it's simply an excuse for all to know that, yes, Matt Mason knows football in ways that will humble all others over the course of 16 weeks... something like that... )