Sorry, can't resist:
I heard NPS was going to be in...
... Cloud City, but the mayor made a deal with the government that keeps getting altered. We pray they won't alter it again.
... Metropolis, but this poet in a cape wrangled the Finals stage into a venue floating 500 feet above ground and only he can get to it.
... Shermer, Illinois, but their slam master, John Bender, is in detention for two months.
... Cabot Cove, Maine, but the population (3,000) is relatively small -- and that spate of 800 murders between 1984 and 1996 makes one suspicious*.
... Springfield, but I hear cops in neighboring Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky are kind of dicks.
Yeah, think I'm done now.
/San Dimas High School football rules!
* setting of "Murder She Wrote"
